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Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-06-15 10:41 PM EDT (US)         
Ok, so here is the deal. Together we shall make a story. It can be funny, insane absolutely crazy, but like many other games, each person gets to post two words to continue the story. No double posting. I hope at least someone will have a go with me. Grammar is not included in the two words and feel free to use your first word to finish a sentence and your second to start a new sentence. Hopefully this works. Please dont discuss the game in this thread, just leave it for the game.

Here we go:

There once

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
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DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-07-15 03:15 AM EDT (US)     1 / 105       
Two words doesn't feel like enough. Maybe three or four instead?

was a boy

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums

[This message has been edited by DominicusUltimus (edited 07-07-2015 @ 03:16 AM).]

Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-07-15 04:51 AM EDT (US)     2 / 105       
who had

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Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:24 AM).]

DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-07-15 01:16 PM EDT (US)     3 / 105       
a dog

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-08-15 03:12 AM EDT (US)     4 / 105       
named Bill.

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Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:24 AM).]

Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-08-15 04:27 PM EDT (US)     5 / 105       
One day he decided

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-09-15 06:34 AM EDT (US)     6 / 105       
not to feed

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|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:24 AM).]

Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-09-15 08:30 PM EDT (US)     7 / 105       
Bill because he

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-10-15 02:26 AM EDT (US)     8 / 105       
was hungry himself

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|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:27 AM).]

Edorix
High King of Britain
posted 07-12-15 06:27 AM EDT (US)     9 / 105       
and dying.

• EDORIX •
~ ancient briton ~

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*tegos, -esos, noun, neuter. house.
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-12-15 08:59 PM EDT (US)     10 / 105       
Bill became very

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-13-15 08:09 AM EDT (US)     11 / 105       
nauseated when

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|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:26 AM).]

DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-13-15 10:57 AM EDT (US)     12 / 105       
the boy ate

I'm liking where this story is going so far

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-13-15 12:00 PM EDT (US)     13 / 105       
his sister Fluffy

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:26 AM).]

Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-13-15 08:24 PM EDT (US)     14 / 105       
and share her

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:26 AM).]

Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-14-15 03:23 AM EDT (US)     15 / 105       
bones with Bill.

|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 07-14-2015 @ 03:27 AM).]

Scenter102
Mariner
posted 07-15-15 01:32 AM EDT (US)     16 / 105       
What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Bill then,
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 07-15-15 09:23 AM EDT (US)     17 / 105       
still being hungry,

We are perverse and sadistic.

what is your excuse?


|||||||||||||||| A transplanted Viking, born a millennium too late. |||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Too many Awards to list in Signature, sorry lords...|||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||| Listed on my page for your convenience and envy.|||||||||||||||||
Somewhere over the EXCO Rainbow
Master Skald, Order of the Silver Quill, Guild of the Skalds
Champion of the Sepia Joust- Joust I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-15-15 03:31 PM EDT (US)     18 / 105       
Went to a farmer

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-15-15 03:40 PM EDT (US)     19 / 105       
and murdered him

Muwahahahaha

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-15-15 04:25 PM EDT (US)     20 / 105       
and took his produce.

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
Scenter102
Mariner
posted 07-15-15 05:39 PM EDT (US)     21 / 105       
. and ate him
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-15-15 06:55 PM EDT (US)     22 / 105       
Did everyone forget Bill is the Dog?

He took a leg

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Scenter102
Mariner
posted 07-15-15 07:00 PM EDT (US)     23 / 105       
and named the boy

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Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 07-15-15 09:38 PM EDT (US)     24 / 105       
Attila because he

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 07-15-15 11:01 PM EDT (US)     25 / 105       
admired the Huns.

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
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