Empire: Total War Heaven

Alex is the anglicised version of Elias, which is the Greek and Arabic translation of Elijah (the Latin version differs slightly)

I think it would be better to have the username as Hannibal instead.

Philip

Glasgow, Scotland

25/10/1995

Student

Hannibal, I've put down your birthday as if you'd used the European date format, let me know if it's backwards.

I believe I'm still waiting for Afty, possibly Tryhard although I haven't seen him in a while, and presumably also at least one other person whom I've forgotten. That means we have approximately a round score of regulars - to be honest, that's not as bad as I had feared.

Some interesting statistics:

One third (6/18) of current regular forumers are from the UK.

However, it is Australia with only three regulars in total with the highest number of staff-members - again one third (3/9).

The USA is the second largest contributor to the total number of forumers at 5/18, just behind the UK. It is also tied second with the UK in terms of proportion of staff with 2/9 each (or possibly tied first, depending on unknown locations).

There are only two forumers in the entirety of continental Europe. The remaining two forumers represent the Middle East and South Asia respectively. We currently have no East Asian, African or Central/South American representatives.

According to real-life occupation, Lord Eddie is by far the most important forumer to humbly grace these halls with his perfumed presence.

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[This message has been edited by Lord Eddie (edited 09-21-2013 @ 03:22 AM).]

I'm also here!

William
Nottingham
28/03/94
Student

However, it is Australia with only three regulars in total with the highest number of staff-members - again one third (3/9).

REPRESENT!!!

Haha, thanks for the insight Ed. It is truly interesting!

The UK is in the majority by far.

Jan
Ghent, Belgium
15/02/1992
Student

Scott
Midwest, U.S.A
March, 1992
Student (for now)

Thanks everyone.

Some of you might want to check I got your details down correctly. For example, unfortunately I am unable pronounce Sumerian and thus am forced to resort to a more familiar phonetic transliteration.

Me too.

Though Sumerian is strongly overrated.

Kiddywinkle the Urg

Hehe, nice.

terikel wai u do dis

According to real-life occupation, Lord Eddie is by far the most important forumer to humbly grace these halls with his perfumed presence.

What is a King without money? A tax consultant is clearly the most important person here.

You are hereby found guilty of high treason. You will be summarily tried and executed...

... er, once I can afford law enforcement and an executioner, that is.

So that's point conceded?

No worries, Eo. I can always send in my Vikings with a longship and the Banhammer and free you from whatever irons he uses before the glaive falls.

Kings have historically had a hard time with Vikings until most of us became Christianized.

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 09-24-2013 @ 01:30 AM).]

You win today... but I am still king, in all but kingdom. Heheheheheh...

My 'murican armies of Hicks in pickup trucks and cousins for wives will crush you and add your whore-daughters to our breeding pool.

With cousin-wives, sister-mistresses, and daughters who are also cousins as well as sister-in-laws, you surely need to add to the gene pool.

I shall be generous and donate Edinburgh to your gene pool, to help water down the DNA.

Hmm... can't you donate Glasgow instead? Edinburgh is quite nice...

These are empty threats! Britannia shall never again fall to Nordic heathen savage vandalous (etc) barbarians. People not remotely like us in those respects.

[This message has been edited by Lord Eddie (edited 09-27-2013 @ 07:09 AM).]

Hmm, we want Northern Ireland.

Best of luck old chap.

I have modestly removed myself from the head of the normal people list. I'm actually the most modest person here, I just thought it was important to let everyone know. (...)

Also belatedly followed Terikel in admitting my true identity as a time-traveller from prehistory.

And I touched up the rankings a bit.

Nice real name Terikel...