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Punic Hebil
Centurion
(id: Punic Hoplite)
posted 05-17-13 00:12 AM EDT (US)         
The Man with the Laughs





Gooooooooood-byyyyyyye Vietnaaaaam! That's right, I'm history... I'm outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin, rollin, rollin'... keep them wagons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right... the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast... and this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right, the U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.







In honor of Robin Williams, I've decided to forsake the rules and simple post a lot of what made him special to us: his humor and ability to make us laugh!!


Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, great!

When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after his accident, Robin came to visit him. Reeve said this about that surprise visit:
Then, at an especially bleak moment, the door flew open and in hurried a squat fellow with a blue scrub hat and a yellow surgical gown and glasses, speaking in a Russian accent. He announced that he was my proctologist, and that he had to examine me immediately...it was Robin Williams...for the first time since the accident, I laughed. My old friend had helped me know that somehow I was going to be okay.
When Stephan Spielberg was filming "Schindler's List", Robin would call him to cheer him up. I think I only called him once, maybe twice. I called him when I was representing People for the Valdheimers Association. A society devoted to helping raise money to help older Germans who had forgotten everything before 1945. I remember him laughing and going 'thank you.'"










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Winners of the ICC Championship:
100: Awesome Eagle
476: Pitt
500: Hannibal the Conqueror
793: EnemyofJupitor
1066: EnemyofJupitor
1389: Awesome Eagle
1453: Awesome Eagle
1500: Punic Hebil
1789: Jax
1914: EnemyofJupitor
2000: Jetkill Fastmurder
2500:

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 12-13-2014 @ 02:35 PM).]

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Scenter102
Mariner
posted 04-27-14 09:01 PM EDT (US)     1526 / 2504       
I hate group projects and I strongly dislike my German teacher, who can't go 5 minutes without getting on her soap box and can't go five days without being late or just not showing up.
Scipii
TWH Seraph
posted 04-28-14 08:09 AM EDT (US)     1527 / 2504       
Tragically I have been sucked in to the world of Drangleic. Someone send in several crack undead search teams, lest they hollow, for me please. I came here to take souls and chew some gum, and now I am fresh outta gum.

Last Known Location:
  • The Lost Bastille

    Last Known Indentity:


    Praise the Sun!...
  • EnemyofJupitor
    HG Alumnus Superbus
    posted 04-28-14 05:56 PM EDT (US)     1528 / 2504       
    I have always wanted to try Dark Souls. Any good?

    And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 04-28-14 06:03 PM EDT (US)     1529 / 2504       
    I have Dark Souls 1 but it runs like trash on my PC

    keep meaning to pick it up for PS3.

    house won this
    Ischenous
    Mariner
    posted 04-28-14 06:16 PM EDT (US)     1530 / 2504       
    Oh you just reminded me EoJ, I finally dug up and uploaded that photo of us. It is horrific

    Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
    Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
    "TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
    EnemyofJupitor
    HG Alumnus Superbus
    posted 04-29-14 05:04 AM EDT (US)     1531 / 2504       
    Excellent. Post it?

    And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
    Scipii
    TWH Seraph
    posted 04-29-14 03:14 PM EDT (US)     1532 / 2504       
    @Jax
    No idea how well you meet the Minimum or Recommended Specs, but Dark Souls 2 is a much better PC game this time round than the original. I've heard that some people with lower ends specs have been getting better performance from Dark Souls 2 than they got from the original Dark Souls too.

    @EoJ
    Ya, ya. So nice, so smooth! According to Steam I have clocked roughly 47 hours on Dark Souls 2 already, and have no intention of stopping just yet. It is satisfyingly rewarding overcoming each and every challenge thrown-up along the way, if a bit patience testing at times if you dies loads.

    Been engaging in much Jolly Cooperation in all the different areas helping out those in need. Faced down a few invaders as well and taken a few names in honourable duels. Still working my way towards the second half of the game regardless, haha.

    I should be well prepared for when it arrives however.
    General Sajaru
    Commodore
    posted 04-30-14 10:40 AM EDT (US)     1533 / 2504       
    Still working my way towards the second half of the game regardless, haha.
    After 47 hours, you're still on the first half of the game?

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
    "Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    "Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
    "I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
    My first book, The King's Own
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 04-30-14 10:52 AM EDT (US)     1534 / 2504       
    No idea how well you meet the Minimum or Recommended Specs, but Dark Souls 2 is a much better PC game this time round than the original. I've heard that some people with lower ends specs have been getting better performance from Dark Souls 2 than they got from the original Dark Souls too.
    Yeah I've heard it's pretty badly optimised (DS1). That said, most of my PC is from 2009 and the graphics card is from 2010 so it's a bit long in the tooth now - good machine for the time but I'm really starting to notice that it isn't cutting it anymore.

    That said, DS2 is on PS3 so rather than gamble on it running properly on my PC, I'd rather just get it on that.

    house won this
    Scipii
    TWH Seraph
    posted 04-30-14 01:25 PM EDT (US)     1535 / 2504       
    @GeneralSajuru
    At least a third of that time has probably been 'Sunbro' co-op, for thy cannot resist helping a brother in need; also each successful co-op session means I can eventually ascend up ranks in the covenant for sweet loot. Though Dark Souls 2 is also more sizeable than the original Dark Souls, so naturally it also takes longer to complete for the average person; speedrunners exempt 'cause speedrunners gonna be speedrunners.
    General Sajaru
    Commodore
    posted 05-04-14 10:14 AM EDT (US)     1536 / 2504       
    Read an interesting blog post about programming the other day. Hopefully the aspiring programmers on the forum don't go this crazy (unless you already are and I just haven't noticed).

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
    "Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    "Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
    "I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
    My first book, The King's Own
    Scenter102
    Mariner
    posted 05-04-14 12:23 PM EDT (US)     1537 / 2504       
    I've already seen it, but honestly I don't have the attention span to read. And I've only reached a small degree of this crazy through group projects in class("The curly braces get their own line!").

    [This message has been edited by Scenter102 (edited 05-04-2014 @ 12:26 PM).]

    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 05-04-14 12:36 PM EDT (US)     1538 / 2504       
    People who quibble about where braces should or shouldn't go are the worst. Just go with the majority opinion it's like the least important thing.

    fyi braces on their own line unless you're writing js obv obv

    Edit: oh also on that piece - it's comically written and mostly true, but frankly I don't think that as a job it's more or less stressful than any other job, and in terms of hours worked the average programming job almost certainly clocks in at a pr reasonable number. I know that I work see hours than any of my teacher friends, and generally less (and way more sociable!) hours than my friends who have jobs involving physical labour. Plus I get paid more.

    In short, while the points raised are valid I can't help think that since he felt compelled to write that article he must be a whiny douche.

    house won this

    [This message has been edited by Jax (edited 05-04-2014 @ 12:40 PM).]

    General Sajaru
    Commodore
    posted 05-04-14 02:38 PM EDT (US)     1539 / 2504       
    As someone who's had to dabble in programming for the past several years, I'd be inclined to agree with you Jax. Although it seems to me that the hyperbole of it all is just part of the humor (which is probably the point of the post).

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
    "Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    "Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
    "I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
    My first book, The King's Own

    [This message has been edited by General Sajaru (edited 05-04-2014 @ 02:38 PM).]

    EnemyofJupitor
    HG Alumnus Superbus
    posted 05-05-14 02:28 AM EDT (US)     1540 / 2504       
    Have you seen the green texts about the guy who was IT for a company thanks to his dad but had to bluff his way through the entire thing?

    And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
    DarthDovah101
    Mariner
    posted 05-05-14 04:16 AM EDT (US)     1541 / 2504       
    Always update Adobe Reader...
    Awesome Eagle
    Spear of Mars
    (id: awesomated88)
    posted 05-06-14 01:57 AM EDT (US)     1542 / 2504       
    Off to see Arctic Monkeys live in concert. Tonight is gonna be epic!!!!

    Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
    History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
    Wars not make one great- Yoda
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 05-06-14 09:03 AM EDT (US)     1543 / 2504       
    I remember seeing them back in... 2006? Back when the first album had just come out.

    house won this
    Punic Hebil
    Centurion
    (id: Punic Hoplite)
    posted 05-06-14 10:09 AM EDT (US)     1544 / 2504       
    Finally got a country to not dissolve or go to the pits in Victoria! Playing as Russia in the 1836 or whatever start it is, went hands off on the economy as I figure that's pretty much the only way you can do RGO based economy, especially at the start. It's now like 1863? I have Sweden, Persia, Denmark and Serbia in my sphere. I initially played to like 1874, but I was overly ambitious and went to war with the Ottomans two or three times, giving Serbia more territory as well as taking Cyprus with the aid of Prussia, which was fantastic. Prussia was still around, but after I accumulated 30 badboy points, all my allies deserted me, then Austria invaded. I repelled them with some difficulty as this was immediately after I had just finished my war with the Ottomans for the third time, and then Prussia, my old ally, declared war as well. Then France did. Then Great Britain did. So basically what the Brits wanted to do in the Crimean War without the Turks or Crimea directly involved. It was tough and I was losing ground as essentially all of Europe was in Ukraine, Poland and my Baltic provinces. Reloaded to a previous save in 1862 and now I know better lol.

    Quick question, when should I industrialize? What are some tips for playing as Russia in the later game? How do I provoke rebels or whatever to make Russia the Soviet Union?

    I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

    My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
    Scenter102
    Mariner
    posted 05-06-14 04:42 PM EDT (US)     1545 / 2504       
    I always go the State capitalism route and force industrialization. As for Soviet rebels, no idea I do know that if Jacobin rebels win they install a constitutional monarchy, so maybe they are a rebel type.

    I took the AP CS exam today. I feel really bad for the poor sod who has to discern my handwriting.
    Punic Hebil
    Centurion
    (id: Punic Hoplite)
    posted 05-06-14 10:51 PM EDT (US)     1546 / 2504       
    How would you force industrialization? Bunch of cement factories everywhere and then do specialties when I get things going?

    I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

    My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
    Scenter102
    Mariner
    posted 05-06-14 11:03 PM EDT (US)     1547 / 2504       
    I generally build factories that have inputs that export a lot. If you do follow my method DO NOT change to capitalism nor should you expect to keep a budget without jacking taxes up. It is an extraordinarily expensive process and it may not be the right way(my bubble burst after a jacobin revolt was successful, now my country is in a state of decline.)
    General Sajaru
    Commodore
    posted 05-07-14 10:51 AM EDT (US)     1548 / 2504       
    Off to see Arctic Monkeys live in concert. Tonight is gonna be epic!!!!
    How was the concert AE?

    Also, I have a question to ask all of you. My family is getting a new computer; should I recommend that we go with Windows 8.1 or stick with Windows 7? I've used both (7 more than 8) although 8 was on a Surface, so I'm not as familiar with how well it operates on a non-touch system.

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
    "Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    "Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
    "I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
    My first book, The King's Own
    EnemyofJupitor
    HG Alumnus Superbus
    posted 05-08-14 03:57 AM EDT (US)     1549 / 2504       
    Generation 3 remakes confirmed, and I only heard about them when my gf asked if I wanted them for Christmas.

    That was a surprise.

    And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 05-08-14 04:53 AM EDT (US)     1550 / 2504       
    You mean Pokemon Gen 3 games, right?

    Gen 3 is the only one I haven't played, but I've heard they're pretty good.

    house won this
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