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yakcamkir
Seraph Emeritus
posted 11-25-05 06:07 PM EDT (US)         

Forumer Gallery Thread



Quick tutorial for those who don't know how to post a picture:
First you need a picture, ideally taken from a digital camera, but scanned images will still work.
Save them as jpegs (.jpg) or gifs (.gif).
Do not save them as bitmaps (.bmp), as this format uses about ten times the memory and makes the pages load slowly. Then you need to host the picture. Personally I use www.photobucket.com.
Then, you just need to post a link to the image.

Taking the example of an image on RTWH:

[img]http://rtw.heavengames.com/forums/rtwh.gif[/img]
shows up as:

[url]http://rtw.heavengames.com/forums/rtwh.gif[/url]
shows up as:
http://rtw.heavengames.com/forums/rtwh.gif

[url=http://rtw.heavengames.com/forums/rtwh.gif]Picture.[/url]
shows up as:
Picture.

I have removed the pictures that Ace linked to that no longer exist. If you want your picture in the gallery (or to change the one that's already there, post it or link to it in the thread. If you want your picture removed, I can do that too.

NB - It is against Heavengames policy to allow anyone under the age of 14 to post personal pictures.

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[This message has been edited by Edorix (edited 01-06-2011 @ 10:23 AM).]

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MisplacedPope
Mariner
(id: misplacedgeneral)
posted 01-15-08 06:58 AM EDT (US)     1001 / 1761       
You are as undistinctive as Mum!

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." Jack Nicholson
bloodswan
The Shaman
posted 01-15-08 04:12 PM EDT (US)     1002 / 1761       
Welldone Misplaced, I think you have discovered the biggest conspiracy to ever hit Total War Heaven. Foamy and the count are the same person!

In war wolves are smarter than men. We Mongols learned from them how to hunt, how to encircle, even how to fight a war. There are no wolf packs where you Chinese live, so you haven't learnt how to fight a war. You can't win a war just because you have lots of land and people. No, it depends on whether you're a wolf or a sheep.
Cordyceps
Naphal
(id: ArchDruid)
posted 01-15-08 07:41 PM EDT (US)     1003 / 1761       
And either of us could beat up Epic Commander with one hand!

Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia
Imperial Justice
Mariner
posted 01-16-08 07:58 PM EDT (US)     1004 / 1761       


I know that looks a bit dumb, but it is meant to tough, and well......creepy.

Here is another, far more my traditional look:


Neither the pure land nor hell exists outside oneself; both lie only within ones own heart. Awakened to this, one is called a Buddha; deluded about it, one is called an ordinary person. The Lotus Sutra reveals this truth, and one who embraces the Lotus Sutra will realize that hell is itself the Land of Tranquil Light.
- Nichiren Daishonin
Cordyceps
Naphal
(id: ArchDruid)
posted 01-16-08 08:01 PM EDT (US)     1005 / 1761       
IJ, you should get your hair cropped. It'd be far more stylish and threatening.

Also, there appears to be dirt on your upper lip. And chin.

Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia

[This message has been edited by Count Mummolus (edited 01-16-2008 @ 08:02 PM).]

MisplacedPope
Mariner
(id: misplacedgeneral)
posted 01-16-08 08:02 PM EDT (US)     1006 / 1761       
If by tough to mean, "I'm going to molest a child in a moment" an yes, IJ, you have me shaking in my slippers.

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." Jack Nicholson
Imperial Justice
Mariner
posted 01-16-08 08:10 PM EDT (US)     1007 / 1761       
IJ, you should get your hair cropped. It'd be far more stylish and threatening.
If by cropped you mean slightly shorter, then that's how my hair is after being cut. I'm going to have it cut next week.
Also, there appears to be dirt on your upper lip. And chin.
Er, no, that's my moustache and beard. Lol.
If by tough to mean, "I'm going to molest a child in a moment" an yes, IJ, you have me shaking in my slippers.
Oh come on Misplaced, surely you don't seriously think I look like a child molester in that pic, do you?

It's not supposed to be very serious. The other one with me looking stern is.

Neither the pure land nor hell exists outside oneself; both lie only within ones own heart. Awakened to this, one is called a Buddha; deluded about it, one is called an ordinary person. The Lotus Sutra reveals this truth, and one who embraces the Lotus Sutra will realize that hell is itself the Land of Tranquil Light.
- Nichiren Daishonin

[This message has been edited by Imperial Justice (edited 01-16-2008 @ 08:10 PM).]

MisplacedPope
Mariner
(id: misplacedgeneral)
posted 01-16-08 08:15 PM EDT (US)     1008 / 1761       
Yep.

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." Jack Nicholson
Chalupa Batman
Centurion
(id: ccsantos)
posted 01-17-08 01:46 AM EDT (US)     1009 / 1761       
Child molesters know child molesters. Didn't you see Running Scared?

As-Salaam-Alaikum
Cordyceps
Naphal
(id: ArchDruid)
posted 01-17-08 05:17 AM EDT (US)     1010 / 1761       
Er, no, that's my moustache and beard. Lol.
It's peachfuzz, at best. It also contributes significantly to the whole 'child molester' thing Mpp was talking about - around here they're even called 'pedostaches'.

Seriously, wait until you can really grow them to try, because until then it looks terrible.

Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia
von Nelson
Mariner
(id: General_Nelson)
posted 01-17-08 07:38 AM EDT (US)     1011 / 1761       
shave, please.

< Jarrod Nelson>
Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 01-17-08 11:16 AM EDT (US)     1012 / 1761       
I think it could be much worse, actually. Besides, it's not like you're going to see it/live with it every day

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Lord Ahm
Mariner
posted 01-17-08 05:18 PM EDT (US)     1013 / 1761       
I find the resemblance between IJ and a hobbit striking.

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur
Ichbinian
Mariner
posted 01-17-08 06:47 PM EDT (US)     1014 / 1761       
It's kinda like I imagined you.

Ichbinian
Oldie from RTWH!
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 01-24-08 11:02 AM EDT (US)     1015 / 1761       
I like how your looking down. It adds a ggod touch.

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor

[This message has been edited by Catabre (edited 01-24-2008 @ 11:04 AM).]

Mebert
Mariner
posted 01-29-08 07:38 PM EDT (US)     1016 / 1761       
It could be worse. He could look like Yak.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Primo
Mariner
(id: Marcus Orentius)
posted 01-30-08 12:40 PM EDT (US)     1017 / 1761       
INSULTING A MOD! BANZ HIM!!!

Or not...

IJ really needs to shave though.

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rcg92
Mariner
posted 01-30-08 10:55 PM EDT (US)     1018 / 1761       
IJ's top picture is creepy.

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(O.o )
(> < )

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HP Lovesauce
Mariner
(id: He113ent)
posted 01-31-08 10:57 PM EDT (US)     1019 / 1761       
I get 5-o'clock shadow that's thicker than that "beard"!
Hmmm, that reminds me, I really should update my picture.

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Cordyceps
Naphal
(id: ArchDruid)
posted 01-31-08 10:59 PM EDT (US)     1020 / 1761       
As should I, for similar reasons.

Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia
Meteora
Mariner
posted 02-02-08 05:14 AM EDT (US)     1021 / 1761       
Once more I have a new picture.

One that cannot be beaten.

[JPEG, (202.04 KB)]


Yes. The only drawback is that it's a screenshot from a video, so the quality is lackluster.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Lord Ahm
Mariner
posted 02-02-08 11:54 AM EDT (US)     1022 / 1761       
Who's on the hat/popcorn container?

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur
Primo
Mariner
(id: Marcus Orentius)
posted 02-02-08 12:53 PM EDT (US)     1023 / 1761       
That's the guy from Kentucky Fried Cat.

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Chalupa Batman
Centurion
(id: ccsantos)
posted 02-02-08 08:18 PM EDT (US)     1024 / 1761       
Yeah Mete!

As-Salaam-Alaikum
Trottski
Mariner
posted 02-04-08 11:16 AM EDT (US)     1025 / 1761       
Can I send in a photo of myself. Im 13. That all ite?
Pimp or Scarface Picture, guys?

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE
Better yet. Syria is creating a chemical weapon who's only known antidote is foreskin-Mebert
Real men do stuff to each other...Share needles, tickle scrotums, and take photos-Jax
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