I sell counterfeit money. You heard right. Funny money. Monopoly ain't got nuffin on my muffin.
You send my a thousand american dollars (real ones, please) and I'll send you the Monopoly Bank, but good enough to get your ass thrown into prison if you try to buy a hamburger with it.
What a bargain, eh?
Note- valid only in Germany or to those who speak German. My original post- a wall of text- was in German to confuse the fascists. They made me write it in Englische then swatted me with a gawd-awful huge sledgehammer.
[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 09-20-2022 @ 11:57 AM).]