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TONE GARCINIA is a Norwegian-Spanish singer who specializes in wiggling her fat-ass buttocks in tune to a hip beat. Her farts are known as toxic waste, but that shake has been known to cause young men to faint with delight.

Blazes have been known to start up spontaneously in her vicinity. This can be bad, given the gastric gasses she is famous for emitting.

Yet her dancing is amazing and intoxicating. Her singing much less so- her screeches can peel paint from a new car.

Beware of dancing as she does, however, it can seriously disrupt your digestive system.

TONE GARCINIA AVIS The presence and usage of her cellulite is both nauseating and arousing. Truly amazing.

It is most inconvenient for amany young men that she has recently married a man named after a newspaper.

TONE GARCINIA does screw around, so there is still hope for the hard-up. Attend one of her concerts (forget not your earplugs!) and maybe you can get lucky. This is why all her concerts are rated for 18 years and older. Soemtimes the lucky one receives his prize on stage.

Her performances are so raw that they are regulated by the Food and Drug Administration

TONE GARCINIA has a imposing physique. Her activities vie with permission of her fiance who does not hesitate to write articles arout her. It is strange she is married and has a fiance, but this is in French so that is not impossible.

(Please post in English, as it says in the Coc to which you agreed when joining our site. This post has been translated from the original French by Terikel Grayhair)

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 05-18-2019 @ 06:27 AM).]