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Topic Subject:Holy Roman Party XVIII: Australians All Let Us Rejoice!
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Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 01-10-17 11:52 PM EDT (US)         
Australia: The Land Where Everything IS Trying to Kill You


THAT’S right everyone- of course I would do an Australian themed Holy Roman Party. Or should I say HOLY AUSTRALIAN PARTY! Australia is the land of Dangerous Animals, dangerous weather, and dangerous women! Our cemeteries are so full cause everyone is dying to get in them! It’s a land where most of the people believe that centuries of injustice to the aboriginal peoples can be wiped away by a little apology!

Oh, and by the by, Australia’s military record is pretty good too! You would expect people from a land where the weather, women and animals are so dangerous to be pretty decent shots- and hardy! Aussies and New Zealanders paired together in World War One creating one of the world’s most iconic and instantly recognised acronyms- ANZAC. Australia is proud (and very defensive) of its ANZAC tradition- so fine travellers, when you get to Australia don’t mention that most of our troops in WW1 were aggressive and violent thieves and brawlers, even though they most certainly were!











Although Australians love to break the rules, these are some that cannot be broken in this thread:

1.Don’t be a flamin Galah (look this up if necessary)! No Flaming

2.Trolls were left behind in Europe due to the lack of space on the convict ships. No Trolling

3.Fishing is one of Australia’s prime industries, we just don’t like competition. No Baiting

4.We really tire of hearing how we are all descended from convicts- so don’t tell us more then once a week! No double posting unless a week has passed

5.Only the golden oldies still love a nice tin of heavily processed meat! No Spam

6.We landed on Australia because we stole rule 6.

7.And then once released we went and stole rule 7.

8.Here in Aussie, a bit of stupidity- like trying to tickle a brown snake, can get you killed. No Stupidity! But the long hot days need a bit of humour to help them pass. Silliness, on the other hand, is allowed

Winners of the Order of Australia:
100: DominicusUltimus
476:
500:
1000:
1066:
1337:
1415:
1500:
1788:
1901:
2000:
2500:

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 08-16-2017 @ 01:23 PM).]

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General Sajaru
Commodore
posted 07-29-20 10:04 PM EDT (US)     426 / 431       
At this rate, we'll be able to change the party theme just in time for the Covid vaccine parties...

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Terikel Grayhair
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posted 07-31-20 05:14 AM EDT (US)     427 / 431       
More likely, the Tenth Anniversary of the Corona Vaccine.

Supposedly, a vaccine for Covid was developed in nearby Leiden, and is now in the human-testing phase. It will be interesting to see if it works, or does it fizzle out like the Seattle one.

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General Sajaru
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posted 08-01-20 08:37 PM EDT (US)     428 / 431       
And even if it does work, it remains to be seen how effective it might be. I think the current requirement is that it be 50% more effective than no vaccine at preventing infection, but that's not 100% effective, which might make it much closer to a flu vaccine than say the polio or smallpox vaccines.

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
"Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
"I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
My first book, The King's Own
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 08-02-20 06:01 AM EDT (US)     429 / 431       
There is a secondary problem with Corona, they discovered. Mainly, that the antibodies the immune system builds evaporate after a few months. This means that one is immune to the disease for only a bit, then can get infected again.

The thing leaves some persistent damage, meaning repeatedly catching the thing will lead to eventual organ failure (lungs).

Still, the main killer is not the disease itself, but all the complications it causes.

Go figure, eh?

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General Sajaru
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posted 08-04-20 08:16 PM EDT (US)     430 / 431       
I do feel like that's often the case with widely infectious diseases; the complications and side effects are what actually kill you, while the disease itself just sets the stage for them to do so.

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
"Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
"I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
My first book, The King's Own
Terikel Grayhair
Imperator
(id: Terikel706)
posted 08-05-20 11:53 AM EDT (US)     431 / 431       
The common flu kills about 100.000 per year, mainly due to that- acting as a catalyst for others to finish the host off.

Another fun factoid- I heard on the news that around 6000 in the Netherlands die of the common flu per year, due to the above, naturally. This year only 600. Now the fun part: did the other 5400 get written off as corona and added to those deaths, or did the corona prevention lockdown and assorted measures stop the flu as well as slowing corona?

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