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Punic Hebil
Centurion
(id: Punic Hoplite)
posted 05-17-13 00:12 AM EDT (US)         
The Man with the Laughs





Gooooooooood-byyyyyyye Vietnaaaaam! That's right, I'm history... I'm outta here. I got the lucky ticket home, baby. Rollin, rollin, rollin'... keep them wagons rollin', rawhide! Yeah, that's right... the final Adrian Cronauer broadcast... and this one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon. Remember the people who brought you Korea? That's right, the U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.







In honor of Robin Williams, I've decided to forsake the rules and simple post a lot of what made him special to us: his humor and ability to make us laugh!!


Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, great!

When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after his accident, Robin came to visit him. Reeve said this about that surprise visit:
Then, at an especially bleak moment, the door flew open and in hurried a squat fellow with a blue scrub hat and a yellow surgical gown and glasses, speaking in a Russian accent. He announced that he was my proctologist, and that he had to examine me immediately...it was Robin Williams...for the first time since the accident, I laughed. My old friend had helped me know that somehow I was going to be okay.
When Stephan Spielberg was filming "Schindler's List", Robin would call him to cheer him up. I think I only called him once, maybe twice. I called him when I was representing People for the Valdheimers Association. A society devoted to helping raise money to help older Germans who had forgotten everything before 1945. I remember him laughing and going 'thank you.'"










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Winners of the ICC Championship:
100: Awesome Eagle
476: Pitt
500: Hannibal the Conqueror
793: EnemyofJupitor
1066: EnemyofJupitor
1389: Awesome Eagle
1453: Awesome Eagle
1500: Punic Hebil
1789: Jax
1914: EnemyofJupitor
2000: Jetkill Fastmurder
2500:

[This message has been edited by Terikel Grayhair (edited 12-13-2014 @ 02:35 PM).]

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DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 05-17-13 00:18 AM EDT (US)     1 / 2504       
*starts eating pie to celebrate the opening of new party thread*

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 05-17-13 00:27 AM EDT (US)     2 / 2504       
Wooo! Nice job on the new theme! Congratulations again on winning! With the rise of this thread, i have closed the old one. I hope this thread is filled with fun, laughter and (at times) good discussion..

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
General Sajaru
Commodore
posted 05-17-13 01:46 AM EDT (US)     3 / 2504       
Very nice theme, Punic. I'm eating my cookies to celebrate (unless of course you ran out).

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
"Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
"I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
My first book, The King's Own
Earl Scruffles
Mariner
(id: generalscruff)
posted 05-17-13 01:54 AM EDT (US)     4 / 2504       
Well done Punic!



Yugoslav Stronk

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 07:24 AM EDT (US)     5 / 2504       
I see it was, wait till I sleep.
Two comments for the previous thread
My ideas are not random, it's wanton imperialism and gunboat diplomacy. Palmerston would be proud.
I meant putting the Nutjobs in the building would eventually get better ideas than currently come from it. Like the Shakespeare monkey typists.


Punic, R02's SP shouldn't be considered at all when buying it. You get it for the multiplayer only, pretend the SP doesn't exist.

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
Pitt
Commodore
posted 05-17-13 08:32 AM EDT (US)     6 / 2504       


That's what I first thought of when I saw the new thread title.

"Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty, hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to talk French." - P.G. Wodehouse, The Luck of the Bodkins
DominicusUltimus
Legate
posted 05-17-13 10:52 AM EDT (US)     7 / 2504       
That's what I first thought of when I saw the new thread title.
My favorite episodes of the Next Generation series Hated how they neutered the Borg in Voyager, but they got their balls back and then some in the Destiny novels.

"Life is more fun when you are insane. Just let go occasionally".- yakcamkir 12:14
"It is not numbers, but vision that wins wars." - Antiochus VII Sidetes
"My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel Grayhair
Angel of Total War: Rome II Heaven and the Total War: Attila Forums
Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 11:00 AM EDT (US)     8 / 2504       
There's so many games coming out this year I want I'm not sure what to get. If only I could get them all...

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-17-13 11:03 AM EDT (US)     9 / 2504       
Is there a new Pokémon out then?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 11:11 AM EDT (US)     10 / 2504       
Lol, took me a few seconds to get that. I mean Rising Storm, Metro: Last light, EU4, Amnesia:A Machine for Pigs, Rome 2 and some stuff.

Out of interest I had a look, turns out they're managing to make yet another, called X and Y. I wonder how many they will manage to make.

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
Zsmart one
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 12:01 PM EDT (US)     11 / 2504       
Out of interest I had a look, turns out they're managing to make yet another, called X and Y. I wonder how many they will manage to make.
just like anything half decent they will keep churning them out until they stop selling. just by the shear amount of merchandise they can pump out there will be Pokemon for years to come.


this is the future of gaming

[This message has been edited by Zsmart one (edited 05-17-2013 @ 12:02 PM).]

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-17-13 12:13 PM EDT (US)     12 / 2504       
I've only played up to generation 3, I'm waiting until the price of DSs floor finally so I can get generation four stuff, it looks rather good...

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Alex_the_Bold
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 01:06 PM EDT (US)     13 / 2504       
*Celebrates in the new HRP thread in the Greek style*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq9T2tBb7bQ

Well done, Punic, nice (though expected) theme...

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
General Sajaru
Commodore
posted 05-17-13 01:11 PM EDT (US)     14 / 2504       
Well done, Punic, nice (though expected) theme...
Not quite as unexpected as the last one...

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan
"Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen." - Jeff Cooper
"I like my enemies like James Bond likes his martinis- shaken, not stirred."
My first book, The King's Own
Punic Hebil
Centurion
(id: Punic Hoplite)
posted 05-17-13 01:23 PM EDT (US)     15 / 2504       
Nobody expected the last theme though!

And I was thinking of adding more USSR into it, but I decided against it.

I am the Carthaginian who became an angel, and surrendered his wings for a life on the sea of battle.

My magic screen is constantly bombarded with nubile young things eager to please these old eyes. This truly is a wonderful period in which to exist! - Terikel the Deflowerer
Earl Scruffles
Mariner
(id: generalscruff)
posted 05-17-13 02:52 PM EDT (US)     16 / 2504       


Fixed Balkans. Moldova united with Romanian (basically the same country), Hungary regains Transylvanian Clay, Greece gains Macedonia and Thracian Clay, Serbia, Kosovo and Montenegro unified.





Alex, I do quite like that music.

But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy

[This message has been edited by Earl Scruffles (edited 05-17-2013 @ 05:11 PM).]

Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-17-13 05:45 PM EDT (US)     17 / 2504       
Gen III was the last decent one before they went downhill on design. The enemy also felt the best if you ask me. Most realistic. Well, in-universe realistic.

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...

[This message has been edited by Ischenous (edited 05-17-2013 @ 06:05 PM).]

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-18-13 05:12 AM EDT (US)     18 / 2504       
I've always wanted to try the gold and silver remakes though-they were my favourite ones.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-18-13 08:43 AM EDT (US)     19 / 2504       
Just snapped a carbon arrow. I should not be shooting them at all.

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-18-13 09:18 AM EDT (US)     20 / 2504       
How... Are you whacking them into nails or metal or something?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Ischenous
Mariner
posted 05-18-13 09:59 AM EDT (US)     21 / 2504       
Don't ask, my guess is while trying practicing 80yrds for tomorrow I clipped the side of the boss or stand and apparrently cleaved it in two but no one can figre it out. Besides the carbon its a clean break all the way through.

Calling all new people. USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION before asking a question. Thank you.
Alert the APOCOLYPSE is coming!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM(Itcame)
"TWH Guild Award (Best Duo/Trio) -Ischenous/IJ"- Tryhard. Why he chose that nomination, I don't know...
theresa mays toe
Mariner
(id: GREEK SCAVENGER)
posted 05-19-13 06:17 AM EDT (US)     22 / 2504       
EoJ, are you tuning into the cricket?

The great part is that Scab is apparently among such people. Yes. Greek Scab. My minion. -Stormraider

"Please don't grind on my wench and herr" - Bleedteals sister, asking me and herr not to grind her but mispelling

If he's not trolling I'll strip myself naked, paint myself green, and cheer for Ireland. -Coldviper. I'm still waiting for the proof....
Alex_the_Bold
Mariner
posted 05-19-13 06:59 AM EDT (US)     23 / 2504       
Alex, I do quite like that music.
Traditional Greek music, Scruff. This particular dance originated from the Peloponnese...

Invincibility lies in defence, while the possibility of victory in the attack -Sun Tzu
Akouson me, pataxon de (hit me, but first listen to me)-Themistocles to Euribiadis prior to the battle of Salamis.
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-19-13 07:30 AM EDT (US)     24 / 2504       
EoJ, are you tuning into the cricket?
I don't really like cricket, so no.

I did, however, watch the finale of Doctor Who.
Bloody hell.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Awesome Eagle
Spear of Mars
(id: awesomated88)
posted 05-19-13 07:34 AM EDT (US)     25 / 2504       
Season or forever?

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it- George Santayana
History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are- David C. McCullough
Wars not make one great- Yoda
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